YO happy July fourth!!!!!
Disclaimer: I own nothing but me, my Muse and my Yami....
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Dakrfiregem_4ever = Dakfire/Aka me =hostess
Yami Sarah/YS= My evil side
Muse Kara/MK= My good side
Me: Yo! I am back!!! *does a stupid dance*
YS: I WANT TO GO NOW!!! NOW I SAY NOW!!!!!*stomps aournd*
MK: O dear...what ever is going on? * question marks all over*
Me: Well for weeks now, yes while I was not updating, she has been demanding a name change.
MK: But your name is lovely Yami Sarah...Why would you ever want to change it?
YS: BECAUSE!!! 1. IT RYHMES WITH YOUR NAME! 2. IT DOESN'T SOUND EVIL AT ALL!!! AND 3. I HATE IT!!!!ARGHHHH!!!! *starts to throw a fit* 
MK: Please do something do calm down Yami Sarah, Darkfire....*sweatdrops as she sees me*
Me: *drinking tea and laying down on the soaf while watching TV* hu?
MK: *sigh* Darkfire, you are supposed to be hosting a show....
Me: But no one ever comes any more and I have nothing to do....T^T
MK: You could go on adventures or something! *fusterated*
Me: That would be cool * still sitting down and watching TV not caring*
~In the Background~
YS: NAME CHANGE!!!! NAME CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!
*The staff is hidden behind the fallen metal doors as Yami Sarah stomps about*
~Back on stage~
MK: Must I change my name as well? *worried*
Me: Not iph yoo don' waph too...*started to eat a peice of bread*
MK: Excuse me?
Me: * takes the bread and swallows* You don't have to if you don't want to.
MK: Then I can keep my name?!
Me: ya ya ...* waves the happy muse away still watching TV*
*phong rings*
Me: We have a phone?
*everything stops, even YS in her rampage and looks at me*
Me: Fine...fine, I'll get it * gets up an walks over to the blank air*
MK: Um...Darkfire there is nothing there...*sweatdrops*
Me: *waves my hand and a random phone appears* Hello?
???: HIYA!!!!
Insanity cast: ACK!!!
Me: WHO IN THE SEVEN HELLS ARE YOU?!
???: I random person who is about to pull a random prank on you!!!!
Me: I think I'll help Mustang ( from FMA) find out if you can really burn someone through the phone......*twitches*
???: SO!!!! What kinda pizza would you buy? Or...IS THIS THE WIG STORE? iIAM BALD!!!
Me: RAWR!!! * burns the phone*
???: ACK!!!! *dies*
Me: Anyone else....*dark aura surrounds*
Rest of the Insanity cast: *shake thier heads*
Me: Good...now the name is not about to happen until you....FIND A DAMN NAME YOURSELF!!!!
YS: No fair!!!!!
MK: Look fireworks....
Me and YS: that was random....
So ends another fantasic day for the Insaity cast...
I wanna watch fireworks!!!! Tell me all about them people!!!! Are they all red white and blue this year??? I'm in another country...funny if I was in britian...hahahaha I would be shouting GO AMERICA!!!!!! SCREW GENTLEMEN!!!! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN OF DEATH!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes that is what I would do, after that have the Scotland Yard chase me and scare the living day lights out of the queen's cat...I can dream (evilly) can't I? Muwhahaha!
Again HAPPY JULY FOURTH!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9E6TFb6QRk
I love this osng I wanted to put it up but it wouldn't work!! SADDNESS!!! | 
I just hope you had a good birthday or else I would be forced to sing happy birthday to you again. Ha Ha we all know that would just end with broke windows and dead birds. 
